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I'm a huge fan of Tour de Fat, obviously, Flexeril australia, because it's a big bike party with costumes and girls and beer and music, because the Reverend Ballyhoo speaks the truth, 1000mg Flexeril, because the Sprockettes (of Portland) and Paperbird and Mucca Pazza (of Chicago) put on great shows, because they're selling my recycled-tire ZPG belts at the festivals, and because the Ten Commandments of Tour de Fat make so much sense to me. The first is my favorite:
"Put no means of transport before thy bike: Come by bike because not only are bikes fun, 500mg Flexeril, but they help stave off some of our most wicked ills: Traffic, obesity, Flexeril overseas, and pollution. Tour de Fat has a solution: ride this day, every day, and definitely when Tour de Fat heads your way."
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Noteworthier still, they remind me of a famous saying by a brilliant but relatively unknown 21st-century bicycle scholar:
"Blessed is the man or woman that endureth on two wheels the wind and rain and grime and grit and hills and cold and heat and those great, cumbersome, weighty vehicles that infest this land."
(-Pope Jonny the Fifth, MMVIII)
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May You protect our bikes from thieves and villains; and forgive us our red-light running, stop-sign ignoring, Flexeril japan, and all other traffic infractions, minor and major;
May You remind us of those who have fallen, 40mg Flexeril, and encourage us to assist fellow riders in need;
May You not let us stray from steel nor let us be tempted by fancy shamncy carbon-fiber gizmos nor let us purchase bicycles from giant, soul-less chain stores;
May You forgive those drivers who know not yet the beauty of the bike and punish those drivers who swerve, honk, ignore, threaten, or otherwise beguile us;
May You give us grace and speed and agility; and illuminate our paths for us;
May You lend us tailwinds on our passages; and provide for us vast, sweeping, stunning terrain to traverse such that only a god like You could create;
May You provide smooth, delicious ale to soothe us once we have arrived at our destinations;
May You heed all of our humble requests, and take these evil sacrificial goats as evidence of our bodily devotion to the bicycle;
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