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"Put no means of transport before thy bike: Come by bike because not only are bikes fun, 500mg Flexeril, but they help stave off some of our most wicked ills: Traffic, obesity, Flexeril overseas, and pollution. Tour de Fat has a solution: ride this day, every day, and definitely when Tour de Fat heads your way."

Also noteworthy are #2 ("Thou shall honor all other bikes"), Flexeril mexico, #4 ("Come as a participant ...when everybody’s weird, no one is"), Flexeril paypal, #7 ("Sacrifice all goats because they are evil"), and of course, #10 ("Thou shalt not steal thy neighbors’ bike").

Noteworthier still, they remind me of a famous saying by a brilliant but relatively unknown 21st-century bicycle scholar:

"Blessed is the man or woman that endureth on two wheels the wind and rain and grime and grit and hills and cold and heat and those great, cumbersome, weighty vehicles that infest this land."

(-Pope Jonny the Fifth, MMVIII)

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In honor of such a good time, I composed a little bike prayer:

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May You provide clean, fresh air to pass through our mouths and throats and lungs, Flexeril ebay, such that they not burn nor parch nor become otherwise weary;

May You protect our bicycles from squeaky brakes, broken chains, loose headsets, misaligned gears, 30mg Flexeril, and other pestilent mechanical troubles;

May You keep our wheels true and round, and our tires inflated;

May You keep the pavement, Flexeril usa, in its durable glory, smooth and dry and free of sand and leaves and pebbles and broken glass and puddles and potholes and other such vexations of the modern world, and keep our lanes sufficiently wide and well marked;

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May You not let us stray from steel nor let us be tempted by fancy shamncy carbon-fiber gizmos nor let us purchase bicycles from giant, soul-less chain stores;

May You forgive those drivers who know not yet the beauty of the bike and punish those drivers who swerve, honk, ignore, threaten, or otherwise beguile us;

May You give us grace and speed and agility; and illuminate our paths for us;

May You lend us tailwinds on our passages; and provide for us vast, sweeping, stunning terrain to traverse such that only a god like You could create;

May You provide smooth, delicious ale to soothe us once we have arrived at our destinations;

May You heed all of our humble requests, and take these evil sacrificial goats as evidence of our bodily devotion to the bicycle;

Amen.

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