LUKEWARM EBAY FEEDBACK
(By Jonny Waldman)
Depending on your definition of “good,” product arrived more or less as advertised!!!
Postage was firmly attached to box!!!!!
Seller does not have a criminal record!!!
Product has no mold or mildew and does not smell like vomit!!!!
Name and address on product were legible and spelled correctly!!!
Bubble wrap used as packing material was full of genuine air!!!!
Return address was properly positioned in upper left corner — exactly where it should be!!!
Seller only charged 8.5% sales tax!!!!!
Cardboard box is reusable, and recycleable in most states!!!!!
Seller is moderately proficient with email and replied to most inquiries!!!!
Pleasant transaction — no hassles or threats or coercion!!!!!
Payment by notarized, certified cashier’s check is annoying, but not terrible!!!
Seller’s ebay store has nice graphics!!!!
Product appears genuine, or very very very good imitation!!!!