Free shipping!
To, uh, stimulate the local economy, I’m reducing the price of ZPG belts. Huzzah! 12.5% off!
One way to look at it: $20 gets you an authentic ZPG belt, including free shipping!
Another way to look at it: ZPG belts are only $17.50 + shipping — what a deal!
Another way to look at it: I’d pay anything to for a product that’s guaranteed to be goatless!
Tell your friends and neighbors! Tell your friends’ neighbors, and your neighbors’ friends! Good luck!