Take THAT, Alcoholics Anonymous!
ZPG is biggering and biggering: more shops, more merch, more fun.
I’m most excited about new “53 miles per beer” stickers, and, at long last, “53 miles per burrito” patches.
Tell your friends Santa just woke up from hibernatation, went on a bender, shaved his head, got a skanky tattoo, and traded in his sleigh and those dumbass reindeer (parking was always a bitch, and you know how NOT fun it is to clean up reindeer poop in a plastic bag? You can’t use just a regular bag. You need a friggin industrial size garbage bag!) for a classy Italian bike. Yeah.
My mpb rating is much lower… I get about 30 miles per beer on country roads, and more like 15 in the city…
I don’t know you. I read some things that you write and find them somewhat entertaining. What kind of beer do you like anyway? Probably some baby beer like Miller or Bohemia, not a manly beer like guinness or smithwicks.