Buy a belt!
Wrap yourself in ZPG goodness, with a limited-edition, handmade, recycled-tire belt. Inspired by Freitag, Alchemy Goods, and an ex-girlfriend, ZPG belts will keep your pants on in style, with the amazing SooperDooper-Quik-'N-EZ NoHands Keep-U-Riding Fastening System (SDQNEZNHKURFS).
What does SDQNEZNHKURFS mean for you? It means that your ZPG belt:
*will firmly hold your trousers/trunks/skivvies at or below your midriff*won't set off metal detectors
*will hold a u-lock easily and securely
*is recycled from old stuff
*features GVS (Genuine Velcro Style)
*will hold up to washing machine abuse no problemo
*looks really friggin' good
*is handmade in the USA
*is a 100% goatless product
Buying stuff is easy!
You can buy ZPG belts with Paypal (or a credit card).
ZPG belts w/velcro cost $20, and ZPG belts w/brass buckles cost $25. All proceeds go directly to Jonny5's Circumnavigation Fund. (Every little bit counts!)
Shipping anywhere in the USA via USPS is $2.50; I'll gladly ship belts to faraway lands like Zanzibar, too. If it costs a ton, I'll email you a PayPal invoice.
Size: ZPG belts are available in S, M, L, and XXXXXL (made specially for your mom). Small belts are 36" long. Medium belts are 39" long. Large belts are 42" long. XXXXXL belts are 82" long. Keep in mind that you want about 5 inches of overlap; I have a 34" waist and wear a medium belt. If you want a different size, just lemme know.
Buckle: ZPG belts are available with space-age velcro or with standard brass buckles.
Color: ZPG belts are available in reddish, yellowish, greenish, blueish, or blackish. *Sometimes I find hot pink, orange, or white tires, but it's rare. If you're looking for something particular, ask me!
* NOTE* Because each belt is made by hand, I can't take returns or exchanges. So measure your waists/hips well before ordering! If you have any questions, belt-related or otherwise, email me.
1 ZPG belt w/velcro= $20.00
1 ZPG belt w/brass buckle= $25.00
If you work at a really friggin' awesome bike shop or belt shop or some crazy belt/bike combo shop, and want to order a ton of belts, email me and we can arrange a bulk discount. I love getting cold, hard cash in the mail, and I'm willing to trade belts for (sacrificial) goats.
His Royal Excellence the Honorable Plenipotentiary Head Honcho Chief Executive Big Banana of ZPG, Mr. Jonny5, can be reached at:
- jonny5@zeropergallon.com
- (three oh one) seven oh six three six six two
- Zero Per Gallon
- 333 Alabama St.
- San Francisco, CA 94110
or
Come on, quit grumblin'. It goes to a good cause. Get 'em while they're hot!