Buy some bike bling! Show off your true bike-dorkiness!


For only pennies per day, you can help save a poor, neglected bike part from rotting away, unloved and overlooked, in a landfill. Jonny5's limited-edition, handmade necklaces bring obsolete Suntour, Shimano, and Campagnolo down-tube shifters back to life, with a shine, smoothness, and luster not felt since the early '80s. Perfect for the true bike dork.

Buying stuff is easy!

You can buy ZPG bling with Paypal (or a credit card).

ZPG bling costs $35, and all proceeds go directly to Jonny5's Circumnavigation Fund. (Every little bit counts!)

Shipping anywhere in the USA via USPS is $1.50; I'll gladly ship bling to faraway lands like Zanzibar, too. If it costs a ton, I'll email you a PayPal invoice.

1 blingy ZPG necklace = $35.00

If you work at a really friggin' awesome bike shop or jewelry shop or some crazy jewelry/bike combo shop, and want to order a ton of blingy necklaces, email me and we can arrange a bulk discount. I love getting cold, hard cash in the mail, and I'm willing to trade bling for (sacrificial) goats.

His Royal Excellence the Honorable Plenipotentiary Head Honcho Chief Executive Big Banana of ZPG, Mr. Jonny5, can be reached at:


Come on, quit grumblin'. It goes to a good cause. Get 'em while they're hot!