FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Zero Per Gallon is embarking on a journey of scientific discovery. The mysteries of burrito fuel are about to be unlocked, and the powerful truth revealed. The bike lifestyle apparel brand will be partnering with the prestigious* Secondary Academy for Success, one of the preeminent secondary education establishments of Bothell, Washington, to [...]
I like the holidays, what can I say. Twinkling lights, gifts, parasitic plants that offer an excuse to make out with someone at random. So this year, I’m not stopping with the free shipping. No way. Instead, I’m excited to introduce you to the new, limited edition holiday tee collection. First off are the special, [...]
To encourage you to share the righteousness with all the bikey people in your life, domestic shipping on orders of $30 or more is FREE until December 10 15. There are plenty of ways to hit that mark. Here are a few badical suggestions: 2 cozy T-shirts 25 bitchin’ stickers plus 2 righteous patches! 1 [...]
Just this past weekend a whole new set of t-shirts were born in San Francisco’s Tenderloin District. We’ll soon be shipping out the M-XL 53 Miles Per Burrito shirts that have been out of stock for way too long, as well as the un-goofed $0.00 9/10ths design in both gray and blue! Back in October, [...]
Many of us have engorged ourselves on the trimmings of the season and the year is finally at an end. 2009 kind of stuck it to a lot of people, many close to me, so I can’t say I’m sad to see it go. 2010 marks a new beginning for a lot of things, including [...]
Welp, the new tee’s are in, and there are some really good deals to be had. First of all, to celebrate our ridding of Zazzle, the first ten people to pick up a 53 Miles Per Burrito shirt will get a free ZPG patch included. They’re freakin awesome, and you’d normally have to drop five [...]
Hey there Portland! We know you guys have some pretty gnarly streetcar tracks, too. And considering the massive amount of rainfall you guys get, those slippery buggers sound like a nightmare, not to mention the crocodiles waiting on the roadside for hapless cyclists. So when Powell’s Books asked us why we didn’t just print up [...]
Let’s face it. Zazzle’s not the ideal solution for ZPG. If you’re fortunate to be near a ZPG dealer you can just go and buy one of their fabulous shirts for a mere $20 + applicable taxes. But a lot of you folks aren’t near any ZPG retailers. So you suffer and pay some god-awful [...]
As most of you know, I’m leaving on a crusade to rid the world of Sea Goats. As such, I’ve sold Zero Per Gallon, and I couldn’t be more excited about the new guy taking the helm of ZPG. He’s not old! He’s not fat! He’s not boring! And not excessively hairy! OK, that’s understating [...]
That’s me! That’s me! I’ve written an awesome interview with Evan P. Schneider, the awesome editor of the awesome “Boneshaker: A Bicycling Almanac.” Buy a copy now and save it for your great grandkids! Send it to me for a real live autograph! Or just read it, cause it’s great. Here’s another teaser (without the [...]