zero per gallon

Now announcing the arrival of BUMONGOUS ZPG PATCHES! They’re enormous! Gigantic! Bigger than your mom! Each measures 5″ x 16″ and costs $20. Boomsticks!

I’m goin’ to mexico for 10 days, to do this on a much bigger boat (and to bring that boat up here): (YouTube messed up the sound of the wind and water) So >> I’ll send out ZPG merch when I return on April 14th. Until then, hold (those pants up) tight. -Jonny5

Thy ZPG empire groweth and expandeth! *Belts are now available at Volker Bicycles, in Kansas City, MO; Park + Vine, in Cincinnati, OH; Compost It, in Friday Harbor, WA; and at R.A.G. and the Mission Statement, here in San Francisco, CA. Soon, they’ll also be available as far east as PA, and as far north [...]

So I was over hangin out with some friends who manufacture large quantities of messenger bags, and got to talking about the occasional requests I get for HUGE ZPG patches (like the one on my Baileyworks bag, which was made by Adam Alpern, of Zugster Bags.) They were interested, but wanted to be sure there [...]

hey Brits – I’m taking a vote: what colour do you prefer?

At long last, a whole bunch of ZPG shirts are available via Zazzle, which lets you pick like 83 million sizes and colors and fits and styles and types of cotton. Check it out!

ZPG is growing! ZPG stickers and patches are now available at Powell’s Books, in Portland; and at Bike Tech, in Cedar Falls, Iowa. And a whole shitton of belts are available at Chrome, here in SF. I’ve also had inquiries from India, Japan, and the international space station. Unfortunately, I had to tell the space [...]

A fella in Bakersfield emailed me this note two days ago: “Love the fact that you’re promoting cycling, and the $0.00 per gallon concept is brilliant! Kudos to you, and hope you make some serious money off of it. However, hate the fact that you use profanity on your website – that’s really uncalled for. [...]

Scott used to weigh 501 pounds. Then he started riding a bike. Now he weighs 240lbs, and runs a website called Large Fella on a Bike. (His first website was called So Fat I Crushed My Bike and Now I’m Stuck and This Hurts.) Via that site, Scott’s interviewed a whole lot of cool bikey [...]

An *unnamed douche-burger out there tried to steal my shit yesterday morning. Here’s what *he posted on a couple of bike forums: “Hey all commuters, would you want a sticker for your fender ? your bag or whatever….I am selling zero per gallion stickas $1.00 each, patches also for sale $5.00 pm me before they [...]