zero per gallon Products

53 Miles Per Burrito T-Shirt (gray)

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Who needs Corporate Average Fuel Economy when you've got MPB?

These shirts are printed up on gray, fitted American Apparel tee's, meaning they match with everything. Wear your shirt on a ride around the city, wear it at the bar, wear it to sleep, just remember to wash it every once in awhile or you'll smell.

Zero Per Gallon T-shirt (gray)

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Celebrate your freedom from high fuel costs with this $0.00 9/10 shirt showing off how inexpensive it is to burn calories.

This slate gray color matches with everything. Just put it on. Ride somewhere. Feel badass.

Zero Per Gallon T-shirt (blue)

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Celebrate your freedom from high fuel costs with this $0.00 9/10 shirt showing off how inexpensive it is to burn calories. This classic blue will leave no doubt as to how much you pay for gas.

Zero Per Gallon T-shirt (goofed)

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 12:57:48 +0000

Celebrate your freedom from high fuel costs with this $0.00 9/10 shirt showing off how inexpensive it is to burn calories.

These shirts are printed on slate gray American Apparel shirts, and look awesome except for a little glitch with the graphic (our fault, not your fabulous printer). The $ is missing a couple cut outs, which actually looks pretty cool in our humble opinion.

53 Miles Per Burrito T-Shirt (black)

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 12:57:48 +0000

Who needs Corporate Average Fuel Economy when you've got MPB?

These shirts are printed up on black, fitted American Apparel tee's, meaning they match with everything. Wear your shirt on a ride around the city, wear it at the bar, wear it to sleep, just remember to wash it every once in awhile or you'll smell.

53 Miles Per Burrito T-Shirt + Zero Per Gallon Patch!

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Until now, our beloved customers, fellow cyclists and friends had to order their shirts from Zazzle. This meant that if you wanted anything else from Zero Per Gallon, even a sticker, you had to pay for it and ship it separately. Those days are gone, kids. We've kicked Zazzle to the curb (gently, so they wouldn't fracture a wrist), and to promote our new, less expensive, Zazzle-free t-shirt offerings, we're throwing in a free Zero Per Gallon patch to the first ten people to buy these shirts! Never before has more righteousness been available for less money. So fire up your Paypal accounts and Credit Cards and get on this while it lasts!

I bike PDX Sticker

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 12:57:48 +0000

Portland: Land of bikes, beer, and apparently, wheel-eating monster railroad tracks. Because when Powell's asked us if we could print up some "I Bike PDX" stickers, we thought they must be onto something. So we printed up a big batch of endoing goodness for all you folks in the soggy north.

But in all seriousness, your bike friendly city is an inspiration to us all. So keep it rubber side down, ok?

Sticker Template

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Zero Per Liter Sticker (black)

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Zero Per Liter Sticker (red)

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Bumungous Patch

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Bumongous Byoo-muhng-us
Mythically large. At 16x6", there is no way your statement on the value of car-free transportation will be missed. This monster is perfect for a big Chrome bag or the side of your Xtracycle, but make sure to measure before you buy or this thing might end up framed on your wall. Not to say that wouldn't be mind-blowingly awesome as well.

Zero Per Gallon Patch

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What better way to share your car-free ways than a Zero Per Gallon patch on your messenger bag, backpack, or pannier? Heck, iron these babies on your kid's scout uniform.

What do you think of that, Scout Master? Booyah!

Approximately 6" by 2".
Adhesive-backed for iron-on application.

53 Miles Per Beer Sticker

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Beers (good beers; not those watery light beers) and bikes go together like, uh, a hub and spokes, the hub being the thing at the center of it all that holds it together. Beer's just much tastier.

I bike SF sticker

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We San Franciscans have all bitten it one way or another on the tracks around town -- this sticker empowers you to admit defeat with pride! Just try to keep the rubber side down from now on...(Designed by the amazing Tori Wentworth.)

53 Miles Per Burrito Sticker

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 12:57:48 +0000

In a blind taste test, 9 out of 10 people agreed: burritos taste better than gasoline (the tenth person was convulsing too much to answer, but our research contractor said we could not put them down for Burritos unless they explicitly placed a check in the box in number two pencil).

Burritos, are a tastier, more desirable fuel source. Rich with protein, carbohydrates, and fiber (toot!), our R&D team estimates you can get around 53 miles per burrito, depending on the quality of your taqueria and choice of fillings. Topping off the tank never tasted so good.

Zero Per Liter Sticker (yellow)

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Zero Per Gallon Sticker (blue)

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Original blue. Sometimes you just can't outdo a classic. This is the sticker Jonny5 first took to the shops in D.C., and it looks as bright and shiny as it did back then.

Zero Per Gallon Sticker (red)

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This sticker reveals just how on fire you are about your petroleum-free transport. Is it hot in here, or is it just the pallet of molten hot awesome we've got in our warehouse (aka closet)? You decide while I take off my shirt.

Zero Per Gallon Sticker (white)

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Resident of the wintry north? Is Minneapolis' Stupor Bowl vaguely reminiscent of your daily commute? You probably don't want this sticker. It's too white. And snow-like. As for the rest of us, it's a simple, bold statement. Weirdos.

Zero Per Gallon Sticker (black)

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Perhaps you own the entire Danzig discography. Maybe you're a serious commuter from New York City. In any case, this is the sticker that matches everything. Including your blackened soul.

Zero Per Gallon Sticker (yellow)

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Visibility on the road can save your life. Make sure you're seen with this black on safety-yellow ZPG sticker. Your mom will thank you.

53 Miles Per Burrito Patch

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By now, you may have read about our breakthrough research into burrito and bicycle technologies. But did you know that you can share the glad tidings on your very own messenger bag, backpack, or holey t-shirt?

Approximately 6" by 2".
Adhesive-backed for iron-on application.

Mix & Match Stickers (5 Pack)

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Don't like homogeny? Want more diversity in your envelope? Try mix & match. Tell us which stickers tickle your fancy, or let us use our resident feline psychic to find the perfect stickers for your aura.