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In a blind taste test, 9 out of 10 people agreed: burritos taste better than gasoline (the tenth person was convulsing too much to answer, but our research contractor said we could not put them down for Burritos unless they explicitly placed a check in the box in number two pencil). Burritos, are a tastier, more desirable fuel source. Rich with protein, carbohydrates, and fiber (toot!), our R&D team estimates you can get around 53 miles per burrito, depending on the quality of your taqueria and choice of fillings. Topping off the tank never tasted so good.