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Zero Per Gallon Sticker (red)
This sticker reveals just how on fire you are about your petroleum-free transport. Is it hot in here, or is it just the pallet of molten hot awesome we’ve got in our warehouse (aka closet)? You decide while I take off my shirt.
This sticker will make you smile as you think back on the days you used to suffer through obnoxious pump prices in your gas guzzler, watching the numbers tick by and your pekkid Jamba Juice paycheck disappear in a smelly splash of refined black gold. Those days are gone, kid. Look at how far you’ve come.
5 stickers - $7.50
10 stickers - $10.00
25 stickers - $20.00
50 stickers - $33.00
Everything in between will be calculated by our extremely sophisticated mathematical algorithms.
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