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Zero Per Gallon Sticker (white)
Resident of the wintry north? Is Minneapolis’ Stupor Bowl vaguely reminiscent of your daily commute? You probably don’t want this sticker. It’s too white. And snow-like. As for the rest of us, it’s a simple, bold statement. Weirdos.
This sticker will make you smile as you think back on the days you used to suffer through obnoxious pump prices in your gas guzzler, watching the numbers tick by and your pekkid Jamba Juice paycheck disappear in a smelly splash of refined black gold. Those days are gone, kid. Look at how far you’ve come.
5 stickers - $7.50
10 stickers - $10.00
25 stickers - $20.00
50 stickers - $33.00
Everything in between will be calculated by our extremely sophisticated mathematical algorithms.
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