Buy a shirt! Buy a ton of shirts!


Thanks to the great folks over at Zazzle, all of these rad bike-friendly shirts are available in, like, a gajillion sizes and colors. Holy Roman Empire that's a lot of shirts! Jesus in a sidecar!

ZPG shirts cost $18 and up. All proceeds go directly to Jonny5's Circumnavigation Fund. (Every little bit counts!)

Shipping anywhere in the USA is $5 and up; international shipping is $9 and up. For all I know, Zazzle employs an army of retired midgets.


make custom gifts at Zazzle

*I Bike SF shirts are available too, at Park Life!

If you work at a really friggin' awesome bike shop and want to order a ton of t-shirts, email me and we can arrange a bulk discount. I love getting cold, hard cash in the mail, and I'm willing to trade t-shirts for (sacrificial) goats.

His Royal Excellence the Honorable Plenipotentiary Head Honcho Chief Executive Big Banana of ZPG, Mr. Jonny5, can be reached at:


Come on, quit grumblin'. It goes to a good cause. Get 'em while they're hot!