Buy a sticker! Buy lots of stickers!

Show some bike pride with ZPG, ZPL, 53MPB, and I bike SF stickers -- they're bold yet subtle, postmodern yet luddite, and available in lots of styles and flavors.

BICYCLISTS: Be righteous! Be contemptuous! Make drivers jealous with the original Zero Per Gallon (ZPG) sticker. Available in blue, yellow, red, black, and white.

EUROPEAN COMRADES: At long last you, too, can poke fun of people who drive too much, with Zero Per Liter (ZPL) stickers, featuring the metric system AND genuine European currency! ZPL stickers are available in red, yellow, and black, and make perfect sense in all 23 of your official European languages. (Because of international shipping costs, minimum order = 5 stickers.)

BURRITO EATERS: Poke fun of people who consume too much fossil fuel, while also showing off a higher efficiency standard, with stickers that say "53 miles per burrito!"(Burrito not included.)

BEER DRINKERS: Beers (good beers; not those watery light beers) and bikes go together like, uh, a hub and spokes, the hub being the thing at the center of it all that holds it together. Beer's just much tastier.

SAN FRANCISCANS: We've all bitten it one way or another on the tracks around town -- now admit defeat with pride! Just try to keep the rubber side down from now on...(Designed by the amazing Tori Wentworth.)

*All stickers are all printed on waterproof vinyl, which stays bright and blingy forever ever. And peel-off backing = easy application. Unless you're, like, literally the clumsiest person in the world, in which case stickers might not be the thing for you. Each measures 4.25" x 1.37" (11cm x 3.5cm)

Buying stuff is easy!

You can buy stickers with Paypal (or a credit card).

Stickers start at $2; the more you buy, the less they cost.

Shipping anywhere in the USA via USPS starts at 44 cents; I'll gladly ship stickers to faraway lands like Zanzibar, too. If it costs a ton, I'll email you a PayPal invoice.

Choose an assortment of stickers, and let me know how many of each style/color you want!

1 sticker = $2

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5 stickers = $7.50

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10 stickers = $10.00

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25 stickers = $20.00

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50 stickers = $33.00

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100 stickers = $50.00

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If you work at a really friggin' awesome bike shop and want a ton of stickers, email me and we can arrange a bulk discount. I love getting cold, hard cash in the mail, and I'm willing to trade stickers for (sacrificial) goats.

His Royal Excellence the Honorable Plenipotentiary Head Honcho Chief Executive Big Banana of ZPG, Mr. Jonny5, can be reached at:


Come on, quit grumblin'. It goes to a good cause. Get 'em while they're hot!