Walker upped the ante yesterday. She wrote, “Did I tell you that I love goats? I’m not kidding. I’ll eat a goat if you roast Awesome on a spit.” OK, you asked for it. I’ll roast Awesome on a spit if I can use your Mini Cooper as the barbecue. (It’ll be just like last [...]
from erin, in CO: “Our cat killed the neighbors’ bright green and yellow budgie [pet bird] after torturing it in front of their kids and then watching it die a slow death on our front lawn. Plus, we get at least one vole a day in rent payments from Cleo…Sophie, the boy cat, is above [...]
Walker threw some harsh words at me a few minutes ago: “I bet our cat’s awesome reputation in our neighborhood rivals yours in your neighborhood. Except that her name isn’t awesome.” WOAH. I beg to differ. I wrote back to Walker: “I doubt Emma’s reputation is as reputable as Awesome’s. Even without the supercool name. [...]