Be one of the first 10 tee orders, get a free patch.

Welp, the new tee’s are in, and there are some really good deals to be had. First of all, to celebrate our ridding of Zazzle, the first ten people to pick up a 53 Miles Per Burrito shirt will get a free ZPG patch included. They’re freakin awesome, and you’d normally have to drop five bucks on one any other time. Right now, throw down $19 bucks and get both.

Secondly, we goofed our print graphic on the $0.00 9/10ths shirts, meaning the Zero Per Gallon shirts have a little printing mistake. We don’t feel right selling them to you for full price, so we’re selling them for 10 bucks. We’re hardly making anything on it, so take us up on the offer before these are gone.

All the tees are printed on nice, cozy, tight-knit American Apparel t-shirts. ZPGs are in slate gray, 53 mpbs are in black.