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Anyway, I read Saunders' latest book, The Braindead Megaphone, on the beach in Mexico last month, and really dug the writerly essays within. There are essay on: a book, full of sharp sentences, Norvasc craiglist, that he read in 3rd grade and which changed his life; how his mind boggled when he first read Vonnegut, at age 23; some techniques to sustaining narrative action in storytelling (Saunders teaches creative writing at Syracuse); and a great review/interpretation/essay on Huck Finn. No RX Norvasc, If you are a student of English or writing or fiction, these essays make the book worth it.

There are also a few "travel pieces" that are unlike any other "travel pieces." They're kind of like traditional journalism on crack, and I mean that in a good way. Saunders "reports" on Mexican immigration and the Minutemen patrolling the Texas/Mexico border; the commercial absurdity of Dubai; a 15-year-old boy in Nepal who supposedly spent 7 months meditating without food or water; and a curious land called Britain. 30mg Norvasc, If you are an armchair tourist/traveller (or if you enjoy reading Dave Barry), and, like me, you have grown somewhat weary of formulaic travel pieces, these essays will rekindle your imagination and leave you giggling in awe.

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The result: the megaphone guy puts an intelligence-ceiling on the party. Hence a more accurate nickname for him: braindead megaphone guy, No RX Norvasc.

From there, Saunders backs up, and asks: What's the best way to accurately transmit information.

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Saunders suggests that the decline accelerated sharply back in the O.J. Simpson era, and continued through the Monica Lewinsky scandal, No RX Norvasc. He traces the development (or evolution) of a "new style of presentation" and a "new rhetorical strategy" that bolstered obviously-unimportant "stories."

His take on coverage of the Lewinsky scandal: "More at five about The Stain. Have you ever caused a Stain. Which color do you think would most effectively hide a Stain. See what our experts predicted you would say!"

As he puts it, "if someone has to lecture ten hours a day on a piece of dog crap in a bowl, adjustments will need to be made, Norvasc usa. No RX Norvasc, To say the ridiculous things that will need to be said to sustain the illusion that the dog-crap story is serious news ('dog-crap expert Jesse Toville provides his assessment of the probable size of the dog and its psychological state at time-of-crappage'), distortions of voice, face, and format will be required." Often, such "information" comes in banal language, all revved-up: ("cold WEATHer leads SOME motorISTS to drive less, CARrie!")

So it all seems kinda harmless, until something like 9/11 comes along, and "our national discourse had been so degraded -- our national language so dumbed-down," that while deciding to invade another country, we let Megaphone Guy, with his "crude, hyperbolic tools" ("countdown to slapdown in the desert!" and "twilight for the evil one: america comes calling!"), lead the way.

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"Why aggressive, anxiety-provoking, maudlin, polarizing discourse should prove more profitable than its opposite is a mystery.., Norvasc australia. In any event, the people who used to ask, 'Is it news?' now seem to be asking, 'Will it stimulate?'" Saunders allows that profit and economic incentives are fine, but adds, Norvasc us, "if these trump every other consideration, we will be rendered perma-children, having denied ourselves use of our higher faculties. (He also explores how it is that many well-educated, bright reporters get stuck producing such content.)

And that's the larger cost of dopey communication, Saunders says. It degrades "our ability to make bold, meaningful sentences, or laugh at stupid, ill-considered ones." It makes "us dumber and more accepting of slop." It's an oversimplification, Saunders admits, but "is some of our media very stupid, No RX Norvasc. Hoo boy, 50mg Norvasc. Does stupid, near omnipresent media make us more tolerant toward stupidity in general. It would be surprising if it didn't."

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Or, 200mg Norvasc, take this example, from Saunders' essay on Huck Finn: "In a culture that is becoming ever more story-stupid, in which a representative of the Coca-Cola company can, with a straight face, pronounce, as he donates a collection of archival Coca-Cola commercials to the Library of Congress, that "Coca-Cola has become an integral part of people's lives by helping to tell these stories, 750mg Norvasc," it is perhaps not surprising that people have trouble teaching and receiving a novel as complex and flawed as Huck Finn, but it is even more urgent that we learn to look passionately and technically at stories, if only to protect ourselves from the false and manipulative ones being circulated among us."

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"Turn that megaphone down, and insist that what's said through it be as precise, intelligent, and humane as possible.".

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